February 15, 2007

Pearl Drops

So, I have to come clean about the guy I blogged about in the previous entry.

I have a problem, kids. Teeth are a deal-breaker. I've talked about this before.
If your grill is jacked, I can't date you. It's just that simple.

Oh, I can wax poetic about your sparkling personality or your quick wit but if your teeth point in 10 different directions or they're the color of a hazelnut latte, you can't get with this.

One day, when I'm 80 yrs old and surrounded by cats and their droppings, I might wish I'd settled for Ol' Snaggletooth because by then, neither of us will have any teeth but I'm still young enough to wish for a nice set up choppers.

For both of us.

Posted by De at February 15, 2007 06:57 PM | TrackBack
Comments

You had better not go to the UK, ever.

Posted by: colin at February 16, 2007 10:22 PM

LMAO! That's what people keep telling me, Colin!
So, how are YOUR teeth, baby? ;)

Posted by: De at February 17, 2007 11:52 AM

Like ol' boy had a snowball's chance in hell anyway.

Posted by: Tammy at February 20, 2007 11:51 AM

True that.

Posted by: De at February 20, 2007 12:04 PM

It takes at least 2 hands to count 'em and that's 10 fingers. Yaah hooo.

Posted by: colin at February 21, 2007 07:26 PM