September 25, 2006

Ladies, please.

Okay. Ladies. This should be a short post.

First of all, if you want to shave, please make sure you are not uncovering an unholy beast that has hair on it for a reason. If you shave or wax your cooch, please check with a mirror the first time to be sure it doesn't look like some sort of alien bug mouth from Starship Troopers. If you've got purple danglies, keep that shit covered.

Second, if you're not going to shave, at least trim or something, so your pussy doesn't look like the back of my head. I'm not Crocodile Dundee, I don't want to spend a week in the jungle. I just want pussy. Thanks.

Posted by at September 25, 2006 01:31 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Adam...I'm locking you out of my blog.

Posted by: De at September 25, 2006 01:33 PM

You must have purple danglies.

Posted by: Adam Lawson at September 25, 2006 01:36 PM

And banning you from comments!

Posted by: De at September 25, 2006 01:37 PM

They must be huge purple danglies.

Posted by: Adam Lawson at September 25, 2006 01:37 PM

No, I don't but you're alienating my purple-danglied readers!

Posted by: De at September 25, 2006 01:38 PM

1. Prove it! Post pics of your no-dangly vag.

2. I'm just trying to offer them muff fashion tips.

Posted by: Adam Lawson at September 25, 2006 01:39 PM

Hey De
He's only surreptitiously putting his arm around you at the movies while the scarey shit is on the screen, with words and a little more graphicly perhaps but he's right, wax that ass ladies.
Peace

Posted by: colin at September 25, 2006 08:28 PM

Hahaha Colin!

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