After Facial, the glorious ho that allowed me to video tape a man chowder deposit to her face, I dated a girl I have nicknamed Bobblehead. This is because the ratio of cranium to body was far, far off balance. It's also because she irritates the crap out of me and deserves a bad nickname.
I am, at heart, a romantic and a Southern gentleman. People who know me in real life would be shocked to see some of the crap I say online. I'm polite, a little quiet, and I have exquisite mannders. I don't think I'm that bad online, I just rant a lot. Anyway, BH saw both the ranty and the romantic/polite.
When I'm with a girl, that's it. All other women cease to exist in a sexual way to me. I don't look at tits, I don't look at asses, and I don't look at porn. It's not that I obsess over the girl I'm with, I just stop caring about other women. If I'm having sex with a girl that's pretty damn good and I don't need anything else.
I like hips a lot, and I like to rest my hands on hips. It's not even sexual, just habit. I did it all the time with Facial. Bobblehead had an issue with this, and kissing, because they were "too sexual." If she wasn't in the mood for something, then anything that even remotely implied I had an innie and she had an outie was just out of the question.
The girl is fucking weird.
This isn't to say she didn't like the attention. She did. When she was horny. Any other time, touching her was off limits. She thought that I was "too sexual" and that's one of the reasons we broke up. This is further evidence as to why I think women are all fucking crazy -- Facial, who made webcam videos of herself fucking a brush handle -- would try and make me feel guilty about sex... after we had sex. Before and during, she was all for it. As soon as she came (and she always did, every single time), though, she'd do whatever to get me off, then the guilt would start.
Ladies. Prove me wrong. Someone fuck my brains out and not be bitchy after. Kthx.
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