Hello.

Er, I guess guestblogging works sort of like AA meetings.

Hello, my name is Adam, and I am a complete and total misogynist. I'm also a Republican, and white, so we're like, three for three here. All I need are some white robes and a burning cross. Actually, that's not really fair, because I hate men, too. And children, and minorities, and majorities. I pretty much hate everyone, and everything, and I pretty much hate everything about everyone.

Except boobs.

Which, I guess, is why De asked me to guest blog. I like boobs. Small boobs, big boobs... mostly big boobs. Big, happy boobs. I generally blog about politics, people who irritate me, women, tennis, and of course, boobs at my home blog, My Side of the Couch. I'll leave pretty much everything else off and see how sexed up I can make De's blog before she revokes my access.

Don't worry, no penis pictures though. I don't have a wide enough lense for my camera to capture it in all of its glory. For a mental image, think of the flag painted on the NASA building in Florida. They modeled the red stripes after me.

I also have a thing for older women, which is weird because I'm generally old fashioned and want a woman who is shorter/younger/poorer than me because otherwise I'll feel inferior and my male ego will cry and be crushed. But my older women thing has really started to kick up over the last two years, which also may have something to do with De asking me to blog for her. She's not much older than me... just enough.

So hold onto your panties ladies. Otherwise you may end up like Lindsay Lohan with your meat curtains spread all over the internet.

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