I can see my "sex life" post brought a few people out of "comment lurking".
Writing about sex is tempting. If you only knew the crazy things I do for that "holy grail" of human existance.
I'm just not anonymous enough here and that's MY fault.
There are so many out there that can just blog about whatever in the hell they want because they created an alter ego.
Look at skippy stalin. I was shocked...SHOCKED, I tell you, when I discovered that wasn't his real name.
But I admire him not only because he masturbates furiously to thoughts of me but he blogs balls out.
I wish I could do that....if I had balls.
I wish I could tell you about the guy that liked to bring two duffel bags of miscellanea with him when we would "visit" or the guy whose penis was so small I kept bursting out into fits of giggles during sex. Oh, how you'd LAUGH if I told you about the guy that I slept with just so he'd leave town.
Those would make GREAT stories.
But...
I live with this thought that one day, a sister, a brother-in-law or God forbid, a niece or nephew will run across my blog and recognize me or themselves.
No, I wish I would have started this blog thing differently.
But I didn't...so you might have to settle for hearing about my "friend" and her sexual exploits.
DO tell about your "friend"....Give her a name, age, etc....Then START blogging about HER life! BLOG! BLOG! BLOG! BLOG!
Posted by: Lon at May 23, 2006 03:43 PMBoooooring. Tell them the good stuff!
Posted by: Tammy at May 23, 2006 04:20 PMHoly crap, I never scrolled down to read these posts. Your site is now awesome. hahahaha, and I really thought you were talking about your friend. hahahaha
Posted by: shank at May 25, 2006 08:27 AMNOW my site is awesome?
Eat me, shank. ;)
Actually, skippystalin really is my birthname. The name you read on my blog is just one I give loser Buddhist boyfriends of friends of mine.
Some say that makes me quirky.
Oh, and if the invitation you gave to shank is open, I'd like some too. Perhaps I shall masturbate furiously at the thought of that and giving you my balls.
Just a thought.
Posted by: skippystalin at May 25, 2006 06:07 PMHa, Skipster. I didn't see THAT on your blog. Seems I missed a lot of fun over there.
You always have an "open" invitation!
Posted by: De at May 25, 2006 06:11 PMExcellent! As you may or may not know, I need to renew my "wings", particularly after my last, most unfortunate experience. It was traumatic and I think I'm still shell shocked by the whole thing.
Posted by: skippystalin at May 26, 2006 10:59 AM
De: I wouldn't be too impressed. Skippy masturbates furiously to thoughts of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.