There was a huge paradigm shift in the universe that is my sex life this weekend.
After knowing a certain member of the male species for several years, we both found ourselves single -at the same time. So, in turn, I found myself packing a bag and driving down a dark lonely Galveston Island road to spend the weekend at his waterfront bachelor pad.
While packing a toothbrush, sexy panties and a book (just in case), I realized how alone in the world I was at that very moment.
No one knew where I was going. If I died on that dark road, how long would it take someone to find me? How long would I be missed?
I guess, if I were dead, it wouldn't matter. But wouldn't everyone wonder what the hell I was doing out there?
I had to tell someone.
You must, dear reader, understand that I'm a VERY private person. This sounds ridiculous coming from someone who has a freaking blog, I know, but no one here REALLY knows me...
Well, except for Lon and that's who I told.
I called Lon who was in San Antonio for her daughter's tennis tournament.
I didn't want to bother her but I thought of all the people I could call she's the only one I could trust with my personal life.
After one "safety" call to one sister, it would take exactly one minute for the rest of the familiy to know that De was taking off to fornicate with a much older man with a nice house on the gulf.
Oh and fornicate we did!
But that's just between us, ok?
Posted by De at May 21, 2006 10:06 PM | TrackBackYou didn't mention rope or candle wax...Took it easy on him this weekend?
Posted by: Lon at May 23, 2006 10:00 AMIs he the hair brush guy?
Posted by: Paul at May 23, 2006 12:44 PMYou mean the lint brush guy? If so, NO! That was my friend Tammy's guy!
Posted by: De at May 23, 2006 12:47 PMOld balls. ;D
Posted by: Angela at May 23, 2006 01:50 PMWho would have thought it takes Old Balls to get you out of hiding, Ang??
Posted by: De at May 23, 2006 01:53 PMYou keep saying that noone here knows you when I know all your dirt yo...De is a ho! She's skanktastic!
And just where is the dirrrty part of this story?
uh huh..
Posted by: Tammy at May 23, 2006 01:56 PMSee? That's the beauty of it, Tammah. You THINK you know my dirt. Makes you wonder what you DON'T know, doesn't it????
Posted by: De at May 23, 2006 01:58 PMGirl, you KNOW i know your dirt. Don't play me, play XBOX you have a better chance of winning.
Ho!
Posted by: Tammy at May 23, 2006 02:06 PMGod, you're a nutjob.
Xbox??? LMAO
De - hahahaha Awesome! I love that you brought a book (just in case). I so get that.
Posted by: red at May 24, 2006 10:39 AMSheila! I knew that if anyone would get that, it would be you!
Hey, sometimes all a woman needs is a little deep dickin'.
Or so I've heard.
Posted by: shank at May 25, 2006 08:30 AM