March 26, 2006

Skippy Hates Texas

But he still loves me!

Skippy writes about this new practice of cracking down on drunkeness at bars in the Lone Star state.

Yes, ladies and gentleman. Not only is it wrong to smoke in bars but now it's wrong to get drunk in them.

Why the fuck would I go to a bar if I can't smoke and get unimaginably plastered?
What good is even going to a bar, then? Why not just stay home and suck on Boones Farm you bought at the local Kroger at 6 for a $1?

At least in a bar, I'm reasonably sure I'll keep my panties on and I won't have to clean up my own vomit.

Posted by De at March 26, 2006 12:31 AM | TrackBack
Comments

What the hell kind of bar forces people to keep their underwear on? Man, I thought Texas was supposed to be this badass state that did whatever they wanted and shit. C'mon people! Look alive!

Posted by: shank at March 27, 2006 08:45 AM

I don't know who you're trying to fool. You've never kept your panties on when you were drunk in a bar before. Why start now?

Posted by: Tammy at March 27, 2006 03:16 PM

That's step 2 in the enforcement plan. Step 1, get the drunks out of the bars. Step 2, get the panties out of the bars.

It goes along with the whole "meeks inheriting the earth" thing. The first big phase is taking over the bars populaged with unpantied women.

I am SO there.

Posted by: Jim at March 27, 2006 10:40 PM

Panties should be outlawed. Especially yours.

That is all.

Posted by: skippystalin at March 27, 2006 11:57 PM