March 26, 2006

What I Really Want...

is to be young enough to dye my hair pink.

What I wouldn't give to have bright pink hair!
I'm far too old for this outrageous behavior and being a librarian makes it even more impossible but it's a nice fantasy.

Some people want to cure cancer or feed the hungry. I want to have hair like this: pinkhair.jpg

That's ok, isn't it?

Posted by De at March 26, 2006 12:19 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Dude, the lady in your photo doesn't exactly look to be too young either. I think you should do it. Just tell everyone that's what happens when you can't get drunk in a bar; you go home, get hammered, and end up doing something stupid with yourself.

Posted by: shank at March 27, 2006 08:48 AM

You could get a pink wig, but I wouldn't reccomend wearing it outside in that oppressive Texas heat you'd probably spontaneously combust.

Posted by: Tammy at March 27, 2006 03:17 PM

Bitch! Who do you think I am, Star Jones? I don't want no fake hairs!

Posted by: De at March 27, 2006 03:19 PM

They do have real hair wigs. :)

But now that you mention it with all that shreiking and drama you just posted, I'd say you were one marriage to a gay man away from being the next Starzilla.

Posted by: Tammy at March 27, 2006 03:21 PM

Please, I would never marry Big Gay Al!

Posted by: De at March 27, 2006 03:25 PM

No gay men?

Looks like somebody forgot our conversation the other day.

Posted by: Tammy at March 27, 2006 03:27 PM

I don't want to marry a gay guy...I just want to carry one around in my pocket.

Posted by: De at March 27, 2006 03:40 PM

Yes, the baby phag line.

We're gonna make millions!

Posted by: Tammy at March 27, 2006 03:46 PM