March 30, 2005

Looking For Love...

In all the wrong places.

Acidman is in need of a woman.
I figured I would enlist the help of my 3 readers.

Can anyone help the man out?
It shouldn't be too difficult because how could any woman resist this:

I've decided that I DO need a woman in my life after all. I am 53 years old, broken-down and a lousy housekeeper, although I am an excellent cook. I own my own home and I ain't hurting for money, even though I don't work anymore.

And he doesn't want just ANYONE.

I have no kids in the house and I don't like cats. I would prefer to have no pets at all, so that if we decided to go to Costa Rica for a week, we could just pick up and go. I need my quiet time every day to blog and write--- you will be my partner but NOT the center of my universe-- so you need to have some interests of your own. If you blogged, too, that would be nice.

I would prefer someone shorter than I am, but that's not a big issue with me. I do not want a "LARGE" woman, who weighs twice what I do. Plump or Rubenesque is okay, but I just don't find really fat wimmen sexy. I'm sorry for any insults I just hurled, but I speak the truth. I don't really like super-big tits, either.

A man has to have standards, you know!

Posted by De at March 30, 2005 11:14 AM
Comments

LOL!!! "I don't like super-big tits, either."

That rules.

Posted by: Angela at March 30, 2005 12:27 PM

I DO have standards, dammit! They ain't real high, but they ARE standards.

Posted by: Acidman at March 30, 2005 12:38 PM

Finding a companion shouldn't be that tough - - not too fat, boobs that aren't super huge, no pets, last minute vacations to Costa Rica, don't try to rule his life - - - - easy enough. :)

Posted by: Reilly at March 30, 2005 02:29 PM

If I could do that, I'd find a woman for my dad. He's more strict though. He likes them skinny and willing to clean up after him. Anyone wonder why he's still single??

Posted by: Sabrina at March 30, 2005 09:53 PM

Hmmm...except for the really big tits part, my Mom fits that description very well.

The visual is sort of freaking me out.

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