The Cover Up Is Always Worse Than the Crime

I was reading this story:

A man was sentenced to probation Monday for snatching the hairpiece off the head of another man at a restaurant.
The victim, Edward Floyd, was sitting in the Fisaga restaurant in Harrisburg on Jan. 1 when Goudy ripped the hairpiece off his head, taking with it a gold chain that hung from his neck, according to court documents.

and I had a few thoughts.
First of all, let's see, a hairpiece, a gold chain...right..
I'd probably want to snatch it off too.

Secondly, I don't get hairpieces or wigs for men. When men have this thick mat of dry hair slapped on top of some thinning stragglers, they look ridiculous rather than young or sexy.

Guys, I PROMISE you that you'd look better with your own natural skull showing rather than some dead animal poised on top of your dome.

I should also point out that the guys that went through with this stupid dare are assholes. Just because this old guy enjoys wearing roadkill doesn't give these guys the right to humiliate him in public. Fucktards.

Posted by De at September 14, 2004 09:39 PM