A Cowboy from New Jersey??

A Cowboy from New Jersey??

If anyone can coach a team and at the same time, tell the team's owner to kiss his ass, it's Bill Parcells.
I'm a little excited about the 'Boys this year. Parcells is a hard ass and just what the team needs. This makes me wonder why Jerry Jones hired this guy. We all know that Jones loves for his coaches to be merely puppets on his string. Jones is a rich boy who couldn't play professional football so he bought himself a team and although he gave them a few good years, he ultimately destroyed them because he has to control every aspect of coaching. He's a football micro-manager.
He had a good coach in Jimmy Johnson, well that is until their egos got the best of them.
Helmet-headed Johnson got a little too big for Jones' britches so he had to go.
Next we had Barry Switzer or as he's known in the Jungle, Bozo the Switzer.
Look, I liked Switzer. I thought he was a great guy but he whithered under Jones' evil glare, as did many others that came after Switzer. It takes a special man to stand up to this kind of evil regime.
I truly hope that is Bill Parcells.
I want my 'Boys back!!!

Note to Troy Aikman: God, I miss you in those tight uniform pants!

Posted by De at June 9, 2003 04:53 AM