Bye Bye MENSA I'm not

Bye Bye MENSA

I'm not a genius.
How can that be????
I scored 124 on this nation wide IQ test tonight. (yes, I have absolutely nothing better to do than to take a TV IQ test given by Leeza Gibbons and some reality show host)
I can't believe I won't be allowed to join MENSA. I guess this means I have to return my pocket protector and lower the hem on my pants. Oh and no more white socks with black shoes...Damn!
What am I going to do with my life now?
I expected to coast through life on my vast intelligence, get by merely on my ability to scream out Jeopardy questions to the television and just basically lie around saying "I don't have a job but DAMN I'm smart!"
Now, I'm just like everyone else.
God, I'm depressed!