Memo
From: A. Gore
To: De
Re: Marketing Changes

Hello All!

Just a note regarding some upcoming changes to the PR plan. We're going to be dropping the 'Global Warming' terminology and opting for something that applies to a broader set of circumstances: 'Climate Change'.

In the past several months, we've really looked like a bunch of asshats with the warming thing. It's just not fitting as well as we thought. However, to properly employ our Cloward-Piven strategy, we need to maintain our focus on alarmism. Hence, 'Climate Change'. Heh, awesome huh? I mean, the climates always changing, so, you know; this is the perfect slogan.

So, please mind the transition, and have a happy holiday season. Freezing your ass off. Of sweating it off. Whichever.

Peaceout,
AG the OG.

That was fucking weird. And as always kudos to our crack weather teams and traffic reporters throughout the metropolis on all media forms and outlets for making light of morning traffic both the night before and next day. It took me THREE and A HALF FUCKING HOURS TO GET TO FUCKING WORK. Have none of you fucking hicks heard of road salt.
Snow was cool though.

Thanks Mr. Gore, it all makes sense now.

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