So, the world is talking about it; Paris Hilton is in jail.
I admit I was filled with glee when I heard she was sentenced to jail time but then I read what her jail time was going to be like.
...she has been segregated from the general population in a "special-needs" unit designed for high-profile inmates such as celebrities, former police officers and public officials.The star of reality TV's "The Simple Life" will be confined to quarters 23 hours a day, with an hour each day outside her cell to stretch her legs, take a shower, use the telephone or watch television in a jailhouse day room.
She gets her own cell, no visitors, no roommate.
She gets an hour for TV, shower and phone calls.
You've got to be kidding me! This is a freaking holiday for me!
Give me a book and some paper and a pen and I'm the happiest girl on earth!
I was hoping for some Oz-type stuff...like fights in the shower and fights in the cafeteria...and fights in the "yard".
I'm willing to bet that if I committed this crime, I would be a lot worse off than Miss Hilton!
Posted by De at June 4, 2007 02:54 PM | TrackBackOf course, and you would have received more than a few freaking weeks in jail.
Posted by: Adam Lawson at June 4, 2007 10:27 PMShe's only in there long enough to film a new lesbian jailhouse "produced" movie is all. Search YouTube for Sarah Silverman's MTV video awards speech where she slams Paris. CLASSIC!
Posted by: SkarTisu at June 5, 2007 08:56 PMAnd the sad thing is that, unlike you or I, she'll come out of jail and be right back at making money for doing absolutely nothing at all.
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