Yes, it's true. I'm not really that intelligent but I surround myself with morons to make myself seem smarter.
Case in point:
Many of you know what I do for a living and in what type of establishment I work.
A coworker came up to me with a piece of paper with two works written on it.
"What is the difference between this," she pointed to one word, "and this?", she moved her finger over the second word.
I stared at the two words for a moment with a perplexed look on my face.
I wasn't perplexed because I didn't know the answer to the question. I was absolutely STUNNED at the question.
I should be given a fucking award for not 1.) smacking her upside the head, 2.) Laughing hysterically or 3.) Shooting myself in the face.
Oh, what were the two words, you ask?
Dictionary
and
Thesaurus
Posted by De at November 16, 2006 05:47 PM | TrackBackThat is truly scary. Hopefully this "coworker" is not a peer, but just someone who works in the same place, perhaps stacking books through a special program for the mentally handicapped (or whatever today's proper term is.)
Posted by: Earth Girl at November 17, 2006 09:42 AMEeeeyikes!
Posted by: Light & Dark at November 17, 2006 12:41 PMDid you tell her to look them up? LOL
Posted by: Sabrina at November 17, 2006 06:17 PMwhich one did you hit her with?
Posted by: colin at November 18, 2006 11:07 PMthe dictionary is generally thicker and has pictures.
Posted by: redclay at November 19, 2006 02:01 AMOh I've got stories....
Posted by: De at November 20, 2006 12:04 PMttp://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/77/Dictionary_Cat.jpg
Posted by: angela at November 22, 2006 03:54 PM