No it isn't possible.

I'm a man -- I just checked, sure enough, them are man parts down there -- and I cannot stand stupid women. That is the problem. I just can't stand stupidity in others. So I definitely don't want a stupid woman.

I just want a woman who isn't a cheating bitch.

I don't ask for a whole lot. Cute, healthy ("no stds," doesn't smoke -- I don't want herpes and I don't want lung cancer), smart. Finds me funny (considering everyone I know thinks I'm funny*, this isn't so hard), and supports my writing. Not like, monetarily supports, just, likes it. Everyone who has seen it does, so again, no big deal. Someone I can talk to.

Cute -- I don't require DD tits, or even Ds, just, please, something. I don't want a stick thin bitch, and I don't want a cow. A face I can look at. Height is irrelevant. Just, attractive, y'know? Someone I can fuck without needing brown paper bags.

Healthy -- too damn fat and too damn skinny fit here, too. Because both are bad for you. Sucking on a cigarette is unhealthy, throwing your genitals to anyone who asks is unhealthy, herpes is unhealthy, and voting Democrat is unhealthy. People who are unhealthy don't love themselves and if they don't, why should I?

Smart -- the purpose of this post. A stupid girl, I can't talk to. I can't deal with someone who is stupid. I've dated stupid women, and it's no fun for either of us. I don't want a submissive little thing that just goes "okay" or "whatever you want." Stupid girls tend to lack confidence OR be sluts. Smart, please.

Finds me funny -- I love making people laugh. Especially women. Not much else to say here. *Bobblehead is the one exception,she never thought I was funny, but that's okay, her skull ruined her parents' sex life.

Supports my writing -- I want feedback. I want someone to tell me what they like and don't, but I want them to like more than they don't. This is, of course, a matter of taste, but writing is a huge part of my life.

I'm not asking a lot, and I'm not posting a Jackie Paisley list, either. I'm attractive, intelligent, plan on having money (hence college), and I know how to find the clitoris and enjoy making a woman orgasm, and I have an adequately long and nicely thick man part. I'm fiercely loyal and do not cheat -- physically or emotionally. I'm confident and funny. So I'm basically what I hear all these women say they want.

I've been single for three years, going on four. So I've convinced myself that pretty much all women are stupid. I need a paypal button on my own blog that says "Buy me a RealDoll." Because women are either stupid, or liars, or both, because you ought to be lined up by my bed.

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