I'm pretty sure this is wrong.

Tuesday means Physics lab. Which means lots of work. First, the requisite background.

One of my lab partners is... well, she's not all there mentally. I don't want to say she's retarded, because that's not true, but it's the only word that I can think of. She's not like actually retarded, she's just so quiet and withdrawn, and she seems kind of like... emotionally under-developed. She talks kind of like a child sometimes. It's hard to explain. She's just not right.

But she's kind of cute. Which is why this is going to be the wrongest post I have ever made to a blog, ever, and I've said some twisted stuff.

One of the things we did today in lab involved two of us using stopwatches while another two did something else and we timed the reaction. Pretty much: Two of us standing out of the way and two of us working, while our fifth partner wrote. So we did that. I was standing back, Girl was working.

I did not have to actually watch them, but rather listen for the "start" and "stop" (or "go" "when" and "thirty"). Girl was wearing like tight cotton pants, like the kind you might work out in. I noticed that I had a nice view of her behind. Which was nice. So the nice view of the nice butt was nice. And because of the angle I was to her, I could look at her ass, and no one could tell I wasn't looking at the work.

So I spent basically an hour staring at her ass. It was a thing of beauty. And she's like mentally retarded. This brings a Firefly quote to mind.

"Oh, I'm going to the special hell."

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