I've not abandoned De.

I've just been deluged with homework and such, and I can't really think of anything to say that doesn't pertain to politics or video games -- not exactly the kind of thing that De usually bogs about. (Actually, I'm not sure what De usually blogs about, because I only read my own blog because THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME. I don't even know who De IS!)

Only part of the above is true. If you can't figure out which, you're probably Danny Fratina.

I thought about trying to make a post about De, since, it's all about De, but I've not seen her tits and I've most certainly not sprayed my baby butter on her face. This isn't to say I wouldn't. The two go hand in hand. Considering how long it has been since your humble (ha!) guest blogger has made the beast with two backs, even SEEING live boobs would probably cause an American Pie moment.

And no, I don't mean the scene where he fucks an apple pie.

I could probably talk about labia, too. But I beat the hell out of that topic before. And I don't know what De's labia look like.

Also, I don't have any friends like Skankerella.

Though I do have some funny stories about my ex -- Facial -- that involve semen in places it doesn't belong, including hair, her belly button, and her dad's favorite chair. He always hated me. I hated him, too.

I hope he's sitting in that chair right now.

Posted by at September 16, 2006 11:10 PM | TrackBack