Hahaha, oh man! I knew something was missing in my life. Just needed another dose of Skankarella.

I hope Skankarella kicked him to the curb asap and didn't think she could improve him by teaching him anything. We all know what a futile endevour that is! ;D

From what she tells me, you're right. When you fuck someone like that, what actually happens is that you start losing YOUR sexual knowledge.
They are like parasites that spit out the nutrients they suck from your soul.

Once you kick him to the curb, you must have lots of sex with lots of men to recapture your mojo.... or so Skankerella says.

I beg to differ.

Would you really prefer being with a man who has paid too much attention to the sundry penises in pornography and in his personal life? That begs another question, how much attention is too much?

Well, if you're a heterosexual male, the obvious answer is that any attention is too much.

As you may have noticed by now, I'm something of a vaginal scholar. Well, that minimizing things somewhat - I also consider myself learned in the female rectum and the heavenly delights that reside there. This is because I'm a fan of those things and enjoy giving them pleasure. Were I enthusiastic about pleasuring cocks other than my own, I would not have spent my second grade penmenship class drawing vaginas on my notebook and instead devoted myself to the study of schvantz. Given how things have subsequently worked out, I'm still not sure I made the right decision.

Don't get me wrong, the fact that the cat didn't know that his own putz was cut is a fucking scream and deeply interesting to boot. While I've never had much interest in other peters, I'm still - at the tender age of 36 - downright fascinated by my own. Indeed, it might be the love of my life. And if I differ from other men in this respect, I assure you that it is only a matter of degree.

The fact that Skankerella said nothing at all about young Steve's performance says everything one needs to know about his level of sexual curiosity. Obviously, he should be euniched soon.

Skippy, I am convinced that you and Skankerella were meant for each other.

De,

I'm thinking more of a three-way. You, me and Skankarella. Things could get interesting. Very interesting, indeed.

Just a thought.

That's a great idea, babe.
I'm all atwitter.

Me too! Just like a schoolgirl even!

This might just be the Greatest Idea Ever!

And for the record, I'm circumsized. Y'know, I think. i might need an expert opinion on that.

I think I know JUST the woman you need.

Oh? Now I'm pulling my dress up over my face out of shyness. Aren't I adorable? Also, I forgot that I'm not wearing underwear.