March 15, 2006

I Missed the Boat

Don't you find it odd that I totally blew off International Women's Day?
What does this mean? Am I not a woman? Do I not celebrate being a woman?
Look, don't get me wrong, I think being a woman is great. I enjoy using my breasts to get a man's attention as much as the next gal but do we need a DAY?
What is a day going to get us? Equal pay? A free pass from menstrual cramps and child birth? A day off?
I don't think so.

And while we're on the subject of days...
Why does everything get a "day" now? We have National Peanut Day, International Sandwich Month, etc. Now we just need a Grape Jelly Week and we'll have PB&Js!

What's next? National Take a Crap Day? International Trim Your Toenails Week? The Great American Cry Yourself To Sleep Because You'll Never Find a Man and You'll Die Alone Month?

I can't wait.

Posted by De at March 15, 2006 11:10 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Personally, I could get behind something like National Take a Crap day.

That's a petition I could sign.

Posted by: shank at March 15, 2006 02:14 PM

You sound cranky.

I bet you can't wait for Take a Nap Day.

Posted by: RightWingDuck at March 15, 2006 06:52 PM

Don't worry, I've been celebrating your womanhood for both of us.

You're Welcome.

International Sandwich Month would be nice, though....

Posted by: skippystalin at March 15, 2006 10:33 PM

I just thought it was because you're an All-American Girl. Screw that International crap.

Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2006 12:17 PM