Phat Phunny

Sometimes, you have to have a sense of humor when you're not supermodel skinny...

A recent IM conversation:

Tammy: I love baby phat clothes
Tammy: Kimora Lee Simmons is the shit
Me: me too
Tammy: she likes pink as much as you
Me: I know!
Me: but I wouldn't wear anything with the word “fat” or “phat” on it
Me: that would just be redundant
Tammy: shut up
Tammy: *rolls eyes*
Me: shit I crack myself up
Tammy: besides she makes husky clothes
Tammy: husky....that always made me laugh
Me: i know...just call it "fat ass"
Me: husky is so patronizing
Tammy: husky clothes don't sound flattering
Tammy: short peeps get petite
Me: yeah...petite is cute
Tammy: nice and delicate and shit
Tammy: huuuuuuusskkkkyyy
Me: yer HUUUUUUUUUUUSKY, bitch!