Why I'll Never Completely Grow Up

I'm not married and I don't have kids.
I'm the youngest of 5 girls.
I live in a small apartment with my dogs and a cat.
I still listen to Top 40 and other popular music.
I try to follow the trends of fashion and I don't get stuck in one particular decade.
I don't LOOK my age and I certainly don't act it.

Everything listed above is WHO I am, not who I'm trying to be. I'm what some might call young at heart...or whatever.
But sometimes....sometimes I try to be mature. I try to restrain my last vestiges of youthful exuberance, especially while out in public.
This past weekend, I spent a lot of time with a good friend and one of our adventures took place at the Moody Gardens Aquarium on the island.
I visited the aquarium right after it opened and it was nice but I don't remember seeing half the things we saw this weekend.
I immediately found myself gasping and exclaiming loudly when I saw the seals.
Deep inside, I wanted to be a mature adult and say, "Oh, seals. How interesting." and move on.
However, I was nearly running from window to window going, "OMG! Look at that seal! He's flipping. Oh, now he's turning. He's coming out of the water! Look how he swims in circles! Look at that one! Look!!! Oh my gosh, I think he's looking at us!!!"
My companion was far more restrained in his appreciation of the sea life at the aquarium and I acted like a 3 yr old on crack.
My reaction to the freakin penguins was worse.
There were PENGUINS! Cute, fat, happy little penguins!
They waddled, they swam by the windows, they were being fed slimy fish and they seemed to be huddled in groups, chatting about the days events or better yet, gossiping about the ugly tourists staring at them behind the large glass.
I couldn't get enough of these damn penguins!
My poor friend. He didn't know what to do with me.

Oh, did I mention I was trying to make this guy like me?
Not to worry, my lovely readers, I balanced out my immaturity with a low cut top revealing my amazing breasts. Who could resist?