October 27, 2005

What's 911 in England?

I might be a little too late but someone in the UK found my blog by googling "food water gets stuck going down in chest".
Honey, don't google it. Get thee to the hospital.
Food and water getting stuck in your gullet is serious and needs immediate medical attention.
You won't find good medical advice here unless it involves soothing yourself with expensive purses, alcohol, chocolate and cheetos (not necessarily in that order).

Posted by De at October 27, 2005 05:19 PM | TrackBack
Comments

It's 999.

Posted by: Angela at October 27, 2005 06:03 PM

Mmmmm...Cheeeetos.

Posted by: shank at October 28, 2005 06:54 AM

No, it's 119. It's backwards, just like their roads.

Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2005 12:42 PM

lol - - I can't even begin to imagine why someone would google that.

Posted by: Uptown Girl at October 29, 2005 07:57 PM

Cheetos with a fork, YO.

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