Another reason why I love...

Overheard In New York.
This:

Dude #1: Islam is bullshit, man. How can you fast for a whole month? No wonder they're fucking crazy.
Dude #2: They don't completely fast. They can eat those noodles.
Dude #1: What noodles?
Dude #2: Ramandan noodles--they're like six for a buck.
Dude #1: Those are called Ramen noodles. God, you're fucking stupid.