July 29, 2005

God Hates Boy Scouts

If you're a Boy Scout, you have good reason to be afraid.
God is out to get you.

I have proof:

Monday, July 25, 2005

Four adult Boy Scout leaders from Alaska were killed Monday afternoon in an electrical accident during the opening of the organization's 2005 Jamboree, the Boy Scouts of America said.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

More than 300 Boy Scouts were sickened by the heat Wednesday while waiting for President Bush to arrive at a memorial service for four Scout leaders who were killed while pitching a tent beneath a power line.

Friday, July 29, 2005

Lightning struck a group of Boy Scouts taking shelter from a summer storm, killing the troop leader and a 13-year-old scout, according to a ranger and the boy's parents.

I don't know why.
Maybe it's those yellow bandanas.
Maybe God doesn't like grown men in knee socks and bermuda shorts.

All I know is that if you see a Boy Scout out on the street, you might want to stand back a few feet.

Posted by De at July 29, 2005 02:48 PM | TrackBack
Comments

It's simple...God hates youth organizations that don't sell cookies. Can you blame him?

Posted by: Lisa at July 30, 2005 04:15 AM

I'm thinking that four scoutmasters who electrocute themselves while putting up a tent might not have been true scoutmaster material. This seems sort of like divine human resources at work.

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2005 07:18 AM

It's because they won't allow gays in. :)

Posted by: Jessica at August 2, 2005 11:35 AM

Ha! Jess, I was going to add that to my list too but I couldn't find a recent news link regarding that!
It's soooo true though!

Posted by: DeAnna at August 2, 2005 01:23 PM

http://www.motherjones.com/news/update/2005/08/scouting.html

I googled it for ya sister.... no idea what 'motherjones' is... but I'm stoned so I don't really care either. :)

Posted by: jessica at August 2, 2005 11:33 PM

Did you hear? Yet another troop was just struck by lightning.

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