Breast Friends

My best friend threw her husband a HUGE 50th birthday party over the weekend.
She worked her ass off to create a luau theme commemorating his birth place.

It was awesome. There was so much food, seafood gumbo, cocktail shrimp, salsas, sushi and then TONS of barbeque.
The tiki bar was unfreakingbelievable. There must have been 50 or 60 different bottles of booze, a keg of beer and a margarita machine.

I've never seen anything like this party and it was a huge hit.

Lon ran into an old friend of ours a while back that we had lost touch with and invited her to the party.
I hadn't seen "Sally" in probably 10 years but we were all inseperable for a time in highschool.
Sally was kind of plain and a little on the tomboyish side in school so you'll understand why my eyes popped out of my head when this attractive, stylish woman with an amazing body walked into the room.
Holy hell! What happened to Sally???
I'm totally mostly heterosexual but the first thing I noticed were her boobs. Those puppies were up and at'em and they were awesome!
She looked great and it was really good to see her and catch up with her again.

About an hour into our evening, she leaned over and said, "I had a boob job last year."
I knew it! Those suckers were just too good to be true.

I don't have anything against ANYONE getting plastic surgery (well maybe Michael Jackson) but I'm not sure I'd lean over and tell someone I hadn't seen in 10 years.
I wouldn't want to fool anyone but.....
Hell, who am I kidding? Of COURSE I want to fool EVERYONE. I would want the entire world to think I was born looking like that!

I'm not at all adverse to getting radical plastic surgery. I'd get an entire body makeover if I could!
And, like Michael Jackson, I'd deny it when people asked about it.
"It's not plastic surgery, my nose just looked bigger in those old pictures. They were taken with a wide angle lens. My ass wasn't really bigger then either, it's just an illusion."
However, when making the decision for plastic surgery you should always remember......

Good Plastic Surgery:

BAD Plastic Surgery:

Posted by De at June 6, 2005 03:47 PM