The Most Important Blog Post Ever!

This post could change everything.
Sure, I mostly just ramble about inane events but today....today I will give you information that might change your life.

I am going to predict the next American Idol!

Last night was tough. Bo and Carrie each had to sing HORRIBLE songs. Who is the man in girly pants that wrote this shit?
Are one of these songs SERIOUSLY going to be the next single for the American Idol?

So, they did they best they could with two shitty songs and they were pretty good.
They both did much better with their own song choices, thankfully.

So, who will win? Well, if I represented the entire nation (and who says I don't?) I would choose Bo. I want Bo to win soooooooooo bad. I love me some Bo!
But, in all fairness, Carrie's milquetoast personality, sweet, empty smile, benign prettiness and talented voice appeals to a much wider audience.
So, my prediction:

Carrie Underwood will be our next American Idol.

You may now return to your lives, forever changed.

Posted by De at May 25, 2005 11:08 AM