Moving To Morocco

So, I have been needing to replace my living room couch for quite some time now but it's hard to find a couch that isn't avocado green or harvest gold or some mutation of a flower print that's in my price range.
I'd totally go for a gently used couch but who sells a pretty couch that's clean and in good shape?
But I just can't stand the old couch anymore. It wasn't a high quality piece of furniture when I purchased it and it's barely furniture now.
The dogs have abused it. I have abused it. The springs have sprung and the pillows won't fluff. It's a mess! Slipcovers won't even help this atrocity.

I think I have decided to call my nephew over to help me move this thing downstairs to the dumpster, buy a few large floor pillows and start kicking it Moroccan style.

Oh sure, I can't have more than two visitors over anymore. There will be no snuggling on the couch if I choose to snuggle with anyone over 40 and arthritic.
Yes, I will seem like a 30-something penniless college student so I might as well pick up some of those plastic stackable crates to use as book shelves and bong holders.
But! I will have that pathetic excuse of a couch out of my life.

Anyone have a decent couch for sale?

Posted by De at April 6, 2005 02:47 PM