April 04, 2005

I'm so lucky (Ode to my UTMB Stalker)

Not many people have stalkers. I do.

Not many people who have stalkers, have the kind that spend HOURS at work digging through your blog. I do.

Not many females have female stalkers. I do.

Have you seen the movie Single White Female?

I bet my stalker has.

Hey Stalker, you were a busy little beaver for a few hours on Friday. If you really want to look like me, act like me, talk like me, walk like me, give me a call. I'd be happy to help you out!

With love,
Your Stalkee

Posted by De at April 4, 2005 11:35 AM
Comments

I guess you are talking about a DIFFERENT blog stalker than me, right?

Posted by: Angela at April 4, 2005 02:42 PM

Are you trying to tell me that you're not stalking me in real life? :(

Posted by: DeAnna at April 4, 2005 04:10 PM

No. I am right behind you. ::queuepsychotune::

Posted by: Angela at April 4, 2005 09:35 PM

You know, the more I think about it, the more it really makes me sad for this girl. I think she NEEDS our prayers more than our attention...She was lied to by a much older man. He and I laugh about her and how she thought she had "insider" info. How she was flittering with a married GRANDPA! LOL I am working on this situation with the grandpa now but in the mean time, I am going to say prayers for her to be able to look deep inside that little brain and heart of her's and decide that flirting with OLD married grandfather's isn't the way to happiness and believing lies that are told on the internet won't get her anywhere in life. She was the sucker and doesn't even know it. I am also going to pray that she will indeed find happiness with someone under the age of 60, get a hobby, get some friends, and GET A LIFE. A Message to the stalker...We KNOW about you, okay? If I were De, I wouldn't mention you anymore because it is a known fact that stalkers love attention and because you are not getting any attention in other areas of your life, you need to come here to get it. De is one of the most awesome people on this planet. I will never know the likes of her kind again in my lifetime. Direct your attention towards forming relationships where people acutually care about you because no one here does....especailly the grandpa. This is all I am going to say to you via the internet unless you contact me one on one.......Prayers and wishes are with you.....Now go fuck off.

Posted by: Lon at April 5, 2005 05:02 AM

Hell. You get too many more stalkers, De, and we're going to have to organize.

How does the USWLP sound? That's United Stalkers, Wainscotters and Livery Persons, Local #47.

Posted by: Jim at April 5, 2005 09:36 AM

Great Christian message, Lon.
"I'll pray for you...now fuck off!" It's my favorite prayer ever!!

J-Snooze, I can't help it I'm so stalkalicious!

Posted by: DeAnna at April 5, 2005 02:07 PM

I wish I had a stalker. Just to, you know, validate my existence.

Posted by: Paul at April 5, 2005 02:09 PM

If if makes you feel any better, Paul, I have heard that you do exist.
:)

Posted by: DeAnna at April 5, 2005 02:10 PM

Whoo-hoo!

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