November 30, 2004

If Romeo and Juliet hadn't bit it...

they would have ended up like this.

The five-year marriage is over between a former Marine and a young Bahraini royal whose story provided the basis for a made-for-television movie, "The Princess and the Marine."

This was supposed to be a fairytale romance. The problem is we rarely get to hear the ending.
The real ending to Cinderella and her Prince:
Cinderella gains 40lbs with her 3rd kid. Prince Charming gets tired of not getting any so he has an illicit affair with the kids' nanny. A tabloid sketch artist catches them leaving a sleazy tavern inn and Cinderella leaves the prince.
His royal career is ruined.

Don't even get me started on that bitch SnowWhite!

Posted by De at November 30, 2004 09:46 PM
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and the divorce was messy.......

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