More Horoscopic Weirdness

Ok, look. I'm sure you think I'm nuts but I can't believe how my recent daily horoscopes have been reflecting what I'm feeling inside right now.
Maybe I'm desperately seeking this reflection or maybe what I'm feeling is so common that some two-bit hack in a dirty office can bang out my horoscope for $2 an hour laughing at how stupid and gullible some of us our.
But whatever the case, I woke up this morning with my problems on my mind.
I fucking hate that. I love to wake up and lay there for a few minutes, lounging in the decadent goodness that is soft sheets, satin comforters, warm dogs and soft sunshine filtering through the blinds. Instead, I wake up and think how shitty things have gotten, how I've lost all my future plans and goals and how I have no energy to come up with new ones right now.
I laid there and pondered that for a few minutes then suddenly I flung the cover aside and proclaimed outloud, "I refuse to poison myself with these thoughts anymore! It stops today!" Yes, I'm talking to myself now, I realize that.

Then I read my horoscope on My Yahoo page and this is what it says:

The melodrama of past days is gone, but not without leaving behind a bit of leftover tension. Settle down and refuse to feed any more energy into this, and it will be over sooner than later.

Surely, you think this is freaky too?