September 21, 2004

It's a Dog's World

I have three dogs and a cat right now. Much to the Lovely Boyfriend's chagrin, I want more more more.
I don't know why I feel the need to have so many dogs. Maybe it's because I'm not having children. Maybe it's because I secretly yearn to be the "Crazy Dog Lady" of my neighborhood.
I have this need to own dogs in twos. Two of each breed, that is.
I already have two Bichon Frise. I have one Papillion so I want another to complete the set.
Then I want two Basenjis, two yorkies, two scotties, two golden retrievers, and two great danes. Who the hell am I? Noah??
I think I have an illness. An addiction to dogs, perhaps?
If I die alone, will they eat my eyeballs before anyone finds me? This is a valid question because I do believe that no matter how lovely the Lovely Boyfriend is, he will, in fact, leave my ass if I follow through with my intentions.

Posted by De at September 21, 2004 03:33 PM
Comments

Bichons are so cute cute cute!

I too love dogs - - maybe not as much as you do because I think two is enough for me - - the yorkies would be a nice add in with the Bichons at least I think so - - did you ever think about how much it would cost to feed all of those dogs? let alone treats, vet bills, grooming and care - and what about vacation time? Just a thought ;)

Posted by: Uptown Girl at September 22, 2004 09:47 AM

You're right, you're right...
It's the ILLNESS!!

Posted by: DeAnna at September 22, 2004 02:48 PM

Boy oh boy does Lovely Wife share your disease. Since we bought a house and now nobody can us what we can have or charge us extra rent or fees for having pets she has gone nuts. I've kept the new critters under a 6 ounce maximum weight for now but she's looking hard for a Great Dane.

[Shiver]

Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2004 09:40 AM

I have two cats and I want more, but like you I have a boyfriend who will surely leave me.

Posted by: JustAgirl at September 25, 2004 08:13 AM

I have only one cat and the Fiance won't let me get another one. :( But on the flip side I won't let him get a dog until we have a place of our own with a yard. Mostly that because I don't want to have to walk it though. :)

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