Auntie Em! Auntie Em!

So, who else wasted away on their couch watching the 20 hr long broadcast of the Emmys last night?

De's Best Dressed List:

Kim Cattrell - loved the pink ostrich feathers!

De's Worst Dressed List:

Pretty much everyone else wearing "couture". Frankly, style-wise, SJP is overrated!

What was up with Garry Shandling's face? Don't tell me he didn't have a grill full of botox because I know some plastic surgeon was shooting him up backstage about 5 mins before he went live.
Good lord, he was frightening.
He wasn't that funny, either. I felt more sorry for him than anything else. Maybe that's his schtick; the pity laugh.

They were relentless with the speech time for winners.
30 seconds into the speech, the music would swell and then they turned the mic off.
How rude. If I were one of the winners, after my 30 seconds and the music started, I'd say indignantly, "What do you think you're doing? I'm Meryl Streep, goddammit!"
Of course, that would only work for....Meryl Streep.

Would someone please buy Al Pacino a comb and possibly bathe him?
Apparently, he doesn't have enough money to do these things for himself.

Starr Jones worked the red carpet for E!'s pre-Emmy-let's-lick-some-celebrity-ass special and she pretty much gushed and exploded over every celeb. Meanwhile, she was spilling out of her gold gown that was cut down to her navel.
Listen, girlfriend, just because you lost a couple of pounds for your upcoming nuptials to that poor guy, doesn't mean you can wear whatever you want. Cover some of that shit UP!
Notice, I said some. I think it's great that she's comfortable enough with her body to wear beautiful form-fitting gowns but seriously, the boobage she was showing was making us ALL uncomfortable! No one wanted to see THAT wardrobe malfunction.

I have no clue who won what. I have heard a rumor that the Emmys was an awards show but I have no proof of that myself.

Posted by De at September 20, 2004 09:36 AM