April 13, 2004

Take THAT Tax Man!

Dear IRS,

I've come to expect so much from you. Through the years, you've been there for me. All I have to do is log on or place a phone call or fill out a form and you send me joy. Joy beyond my wildest expectations. So much joy that you've allowed me to pay off credit cards, shopped til I dropped or even to go on vacation. It was YOU that made Disney World possible, IRS...it was you.

2003 was a bad year for me. Everything that could go wrong in a year went HORRIBLY wrong. I was unemployed for a year. I had family and personal problems that would curl your gorgeous crew cut.
Thankfully, 2003 ended and a new beautiful year began. Things started to change and life started to sparkle again....that is until recently.

IRS, I logged on. I tried to reach you through Turbo Tax. I filled out your forms. I waited with breathless anticipation as my slow dial up connection loaded the final results.....

Seventy-nine dollars.

Is that all I am worth to you now? After all I've done for you? After all the student loan interest? The FICA and the other shit that I give to you every two weeks? This is how you repay me?

I won't be your doormat. I won't run when you call. I won't worship at your dark green alter any longer.
I'll teach you a lesson, you pencil neck, pocket protector, taped glasses, highwater pant, white sock wearing dork.

I'm not filing until April 15 at 11:59pm!

Stick that in your abacus and smoke it!


The Broke-A$$ Bitch

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