I love Kilgore Trout.
I know too much about Kilgore Trout.
I know that he use to jerk off in the bathroom at work..at a PUDDING plant, no less! (I'll never look at vanilla pudding the same way again)
Yes, this is TMI but it's not a surprise. Every guy I know has rubbed one out in the company bathroom at least once or twice. Some do it regularly.
I'm not sure what it is about the male brain (the one located in the lower sector) that makes it mandatory to masturbate where ever he might be. I don't know about all women but I've never been sitting at my desk, doing whatever in the hell it is I do, and felt the urge to run into the shitter to pleasure myself.
Maybe it's the thrill of knowing that you're choking your chicken while on the company dime.
Whatever it is...if the majority of men masturbate in the bathroom at work, won't you look at them differently when they quietly slip into the men's room tomorrow?
Posted by De at April 9, 2004 01:57 AMHaha. Did you see 40 Days and 40 Nights? There's this one part where they accidentally slip the boss some Viagra and he can't help himself, he's in the bathroom all day. He comes out of the stall and thinks he's talking to someone and mentions that he's spanked it like 6 times or something that day. This this other guy comes out of another stall and says "Congratulations, Mr. Jones, three more and you beat the company record." LOL
Posted by: Sabrina at April 9, 2004 08:17 AMI know a few who I'M SURE do it, but I always thought in their offices with the door locked.
How would you not get caught in the company bathroom? Cuz I'm thinking that's very distinct sound. Right?
Posted by: Key at April 9, 2004 10:13 AMThe vanilla pudding should be okay. But I would avoid the tapioca.
Posted by: Kilgore Trout at April 9, 2004 10:15 AMIf women were to walk into the company bathroom you'd get caught but a guy isn't going to rat out another guy for doing the same thing he was probably doing a few hours before.
Posted by: Sabrina at April 9, 2004 10:28 AMAs you well know, we are HORNY ALL THE TIME!!We can't just grab a secratary by the hair and drag her into the breakroom.
It's not the guys going to the bathroom that you should be suspicious of.It's the one's walking out smoking a cigarette you might wonder about.These guys are usually easy to deal with for the rest of the day.
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