So I have a birthday

So I have a birthday coming up soon.
Tammy tells me I am a control freak because I made a gift list.
I disagree with this...
I think that if someone is going to spend their hard-earned money on buying me a gift, then they should buy something I want! Right?

I want a set of personalized correspondance cards, crest white strips and candles.
I also have a kick-ass Wish List at Amazon. Hey, it's working for Rachel Lucas! Of course she's got thousands of devoted readers and I doubt the two of you who read this blog want to go and buy me gifts. ;)

I suppose I should talk about all this crazy shit that's going down here in Texas. First we have democrats on the run, then we have psycho mothers killing their children, some trailer trash/Springer dad using a stun gun to discipline his kids and now we have dozens of illegal aliens dying in trucks.
My friend Angela wants to know if we have mercury in our water. I wouldn't know. I only drink bottled water. Maybe if I run out of Deja Blue and start drinking tap water I'll be crazier than a shithouse rat too!