Crazy is as Crazy does

Crazy is as Crazy does

What the hell is wrong with Mike Tyson? No wait. I know what's wrong with Tyson. Clearly, he's crazier than a shithouse rat.
What is wrong with his people? Doesn't he have managers, publicists, handlers, doctors...something? Why do they let this man speak? Why is he not medicated?
Where is the person whispering into his ear telling him that words are bad?
Maybe they like him like this...maybe this crazy shit feeds him and turns him into a crazed boxing/killing machine.
This is like Michael Jackson. He is surrounded by people (like all weird rich folk) so why are they letting him think it's a good idea to go on television and say stupid shit like how we should let all little kids sleep in the same bed as 40 yr old men? Doesn't this guy have an attorney or publicist that is saying, "Hey WackoPerv, umm...let's not tell people you sleep with children."?
Also, the doctors that keep butchering his face should all be removed of their licenses. The shit that they have done to that man's grill is bordering on malpractice.
Oh, wait, I forgot. He said he's only had two nose jobs. Right....

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Posted by De at May 30, 2003 02:30 AM