Welcome to the doggie brothel.

Welcome to the doggie brothel.

I've had Piper for over a year now and I haven't had her spayed yet. It's not really an issue because the only male dogs she is ever around are all neutered. I didn't know this until recently but just because a male dog has been neutered doesn't mean he loses the desire and ability to get his groove on.
So, this being said, Piper is in heat right now and Crash is a raving LUNATIC. He chases her around and she flirts with him endlessly.
It's like fucking spring break around here.
I've been pretty good about keeping them from...umm...sealing the deal just because it's icky, but they got it on while I was in the shower.
Afterwards, Crash was the typical man. He did the doggie version of rolling over and immediately falling asleep, he slept on the floor, practically snoring while Piper danced around him trying to get him to "play" with her more.
I told her, "No way little girl. You gave it up and now he's done with you, ya little slut."
Zoe is lucky she's blind, she doesn't have to witness this spectacle.