Acidman's 25 Acidman posed the

Acidman's 25

Acidman posed the questions, everyone answered...

1. Do you have a personal hero? If so, who is it?
No, I'm still waiting to be inspired.

2. What is your favorite book of all time and what made it so fucking good?
Gone With the Wind because the book portrayed a time in our country that was both beautiful and ugly without glorifiying the characters, making them both good and bad and didn't insult our intelligence with a "Happily everafter".

3. What does “diversity” mean to you?
Sometimes on the bed, sometimes on the couch, sometimes on the floor, sometimes on the kitchen table...
Seriously, diversity is what our country SHOULD be based on. Diversity should happen naturally and be not forced on us.

4. What is the wildest thing you’ve ever done?
It's a tie between menage a trois (guy, guy, girl) and roadhead in a traffic jam.

5. Do you regret doing it?
Life is too short for regrets.

6. Can you drive a stick shift?
Yes, but haven't done it in years.

7. What’s the highest speed you ever traveled in a car?
Uhh...I'm a pussy, I barely drive over the speed limit.

8. Were you driving, or riding at the time?
Same as above, PUSSSSSSAY

9. Which is better: snakes or spiders?
They are both disgusting and I refuse to choose.

10. What is the most disgusting thing you ever ate?
Vegemite. WTF are these foreign fuckers thinking???

11. Have you ever shit your pants? Be HONEST!
Umm..not since I've been potty trained.

12. Was losing your virginity an enjoyable experience?
I can't say it was seeing as how I wasn't even sure it happened at first.

13. Should oral sex be outlawed or encouraged?
Sex between consenting adults shouldn't be governed by law but I'm alllllll for it.

14. Name one man with a fine ass.
The Old GRUMP of course!

15. Do you watch golf on television? If not, will you iron my shirts?
Yes and hell no.

16. Who is Martha Burk?
A dumb bitch who needs a nice dick, seriously.

17. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Everything on the outside.

18. Do you eat raw oysters?
Hell no, I don't eat snot either.

19. Are you claustrophobic?
In large crowds, yes.

20. If you rode a motorcycle, would you wear a helmet even if the law said you didn‘t have to?
Yes. In a fight between your head and the ground, the ground will ALWAYS win.

21. Name five great Presidents.
I can only think of 4. The original: George Washington, FDR, Ronald Reagan, George W.
22. Name three shitty Presidents.
Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton (I wanna say LBJ but I AM in Texas, I could get shot)

23. Now call me fanny and slap my ass. Just kidding.
You first, baby.

24. This is the 4th of July. Did you set off any fireworks?
My boyfriend surprised me by showing up on my doorstep so the answer is HELL YES. There were fireworks all over my bedroom.

25. If you could have dinner and conversation with anyone in the history of the planet, who would you choose?
My Granddad. I was 11 when he died and totally didn't appreciate him at the time. My mom tells me now that I think a lot like he did and that he would really enjoy talking to me. I'd love to have that chance.

Posted by De at July 6, 2003 10:23 PM