Short Attention Span Blogging I

Short Attention Span Blogging

• I really don't give a shit that Rush Limbaugh has a drug problem.


• I have this uncontrollable urge to impale myself upon a rusty pitchfork when I hear John Mayer sing.


• I am a reverse sexist. I can't stand to watch women's sports. I love men's tennis but women's tennis bores the hell out of me. I'll even watch men's golf but wouldn't watch women play golf for nothing.


• I'm so excited. Sarah McLachlan's new album drops November 5.


• Fred Durst is a tool.


• I think Dr. Grip gel pens are the world's most perfect pen.


• My apartment owner is conducting an apartment walk-through next week. They are going through each apartment to check for any needed repairs or maintenance. I think it's an invasion of privacy and I'm very pissed about it. I might deadbolt my door and never answer.


• Kate is getting her Snark on.


• My Reeses Puffs cereal looks disturbingly like the dog's kibble.


• I guess my ADD is in overdrive lately. It took me much too long to come up with just this little bit. Hopefully, I'll have some shit to blog about soon.