Russian Toilets God only knows

Russian Toilets

God only knows why we thought we were exempt from the shopping hell that is the day after Thanksgiving. We didn't go to the big early-bird sales, we waited until later in the afternoon, keeping it low-key.

I am one of those people who only uses public restrooms when it's absolutely necessary. Well, after 3 Dr. Peppers at lunch, it was absolutely necessary. I found the ladies restroom in the mall and as I walked around the corner, I saw that there was a line. A line to go to the bathroom.
Maybe it's just me, but I find something so disturbing about this. I REFUSE to wait in line for a toilet for a couple of reasons:

1.) This isn't communist Russia. I refuse, in this free country, to stand in line for bread, potatoes, or potties.

2.) Doesn't anyone realize that when you're waiting in line to go to the bathroom that you're using that toilet right after someone else uses it? You will more than likely be sitting on a warm seat. GROSS!

Hell, I really don't like the idea of sharing a restroom with someone I'm having sex with, much less complete strangers.

Posted by De at November 30, 2003 06:46 PM