The EX-periment

Have you ever been in a foul mood for no reason? One of those moods that you can't blame on hormones, illness or stupid people?
I was in one of those this weekend.
Everything anyone said or did pissed me right off. It also seemed like people were actually TRYING to make me have a meltdown like the stupid tellers at the bank and Domino's new policy of not taking checks if the address on the check is not the same as the delivery address. What the hell is that?
I just wanted to sit in my apartment with the blinds closed, watch movies and eat pizza with as little human interaction as possible. But no, the fucking universe was against me.
Is it no wonder I want little to do with people?

I longed to take it out on someone, to scream or throw a proper tantrum but my lovely boyfriend is not fair game. How could I take my bad mood out on someone so undeserving?
Enter the exboyfriend. Yes, Kids, there is a reason to keep these guys around: to heap abuse upon.
They are the perfect receptacles for your aggression. You're no longer sleeping with them and who gives a shit if you piss them off?
It's also a big bonus if they did you wrong in your previous relationship and feels bad about it. The guilt enables them to put up with a lot more shit than your average person.
So, after the exboyfriend meltdown and a few glasses of wine (RED WINE, of course!) I felt a little better.

Maybe Key can perform an EX-periment of her own.