Let's Do The Time Warp Again

What the hell?? It's been a week since my last post? Christ on a crutch!
I've been playing house and failing miserably.
As I write this, the kitchen is a freaking mess and I am too tired to clean it.
I don't mind cooking, I just need a maid to clean up after me.

I was watching a story on the news this evening about the murder trial of a woman, Susan Wright, who tied her husband to the bed with his own neckties in the pretense of having kinky sex and stabbed him nearly 200 times.
What's interesting is the fact that the prosecutors simulated the murder scene, bed and all. I'm sure it was quite a treat for the jury when the female prosecutor straddled a male attorney who was tied to a bed. Courtroom Porn!

At the end of the newscast they also said that Susan Wright's former occupation was revealed today. She was a topless dancer before her marriage.
This is important because all topless dancers are potential husband killers. [/sarcasm]