Dude, Your Country Is Just South of Florida...GO THERE

I was perusing the current bestsellers and realized that Lumpy Moore has a new book out, Dude, Where Is My Country.

This made me think about his other book, Stupid White Men.
Since I work in a office, I figured I would pick it up and take a look at it. How can I condemn someone's book when I never read it?
I was unable to get far, however.
It's drivel.
I might have more respect for Moore's environmental and political views if he weren't such an insult-spewing, unwashed, angry slob.
If he actually had some respect for himself, it's possible I could find a smidge of respect for him.

Lumpy seems obsessed with hate. Hate for anything right-leaning, anyone making more than the average, uneducated burger flipper or anyone with a different opinion.

Why are people so blindly following this guy? Is it because so many need something to fight? And why must they always fight against something?
Are we really being oppressed as he'd like for us to think?
Funny, but I don't feel oppressed, do you?
I feel like I can pretty much do whatever in the hell I want short of committing murder or bashing puppy skulls.
I feel like I can say whatever I want, too. I don't have to worry about being dragged out of my home in the dead of night for speaking of my political views.
I can say that I don't agree with Pres. Bush on everything, even though I support his presidency and his re-election.
For example: I can't see a valid reason why gays shouldn't marry.
I am pro-choice.
I think that even though the alleged rampant use of steroids in baseball will ruin the past, present and future of the sport, Bush should have kept that shit out of his speech. There is just too much other crap to focus on.
I think that Jeff Skilling and Ken Lay should see prison long before Martha Stewart.

See, I can say all of this without fear of reprisals because we are FREE to do so.

I just LOVE these fat cats like Moore who feed off the opulence while kicking it in the balls.

Posted by De at March 13, 2004 11:58 AM